Sonic Wallpaper
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Location: San Diego, CA
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How to start a Monday morning
Monday, July 7, 2008 at 10:36 AM
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How to start a Monday morning, by Gideon Marken
Go into the kitchen to start making coffee. Grab the coffee pot, and as you pull away, hit the stove with the pot and watch it explode...SMASH! Cold coffee and glass everywhere! Weeeee!
 
don't worry... we have a French press too, so I was still able to make coffee. ;)
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just john
Joined: 09/27/01
Location: Poughkeepsie
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Monday, July 7, 2008 at 10:55 AM
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No Extreme Spazz Points unless you managed to spray enough coffee over an electrical outlet to blow a circuit breaker or generally start a fire.
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Sonic Wallpaper
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Monday, July 7, 2008 at 11:58 AM
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no fires, no explosions... no Extreme Spazz Points for me
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Kylo
Joined: 02/16/05
Location: San Francisco
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Monday, July 7, 2008 at 11:39 PM
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Oh man I wish I was there to give him the classic "Okay! You're cut off from caffeine."
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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Sonic Wallpaper
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 1:04 PM
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Monday Madness strikes AGAIN!
Read on...
I almost got my hair cut last Monday, we went to the local Supercuts, they put my name down and said it should take about 10-15min. About 8 min. later, the hairstylist finishes a haircut, so I'm next right...nope.
The receptionist goes over and sits down in the chair, and they start working on her hair.
Lou and I get up, and I walk over and tell them that we are leaving, and the receptionist says, "oh the other stylist will be done soon." So I turn around and ask, "I'm sorry, but aren't you an employee?" and she says, "yes, but i had my name down first."
Unbelievable! 
I'll still get my hair cut soon - I'm going to donate it to http://locksoflove.org/
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A Bit Crusher
Joined: 01/26/02
Location: Tilburg
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 2:34 PM
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I could use some hair......
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Sonic Wallpaper
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 2:43 PM
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yeah? Do you have a bald head - shaved down? From yrs of seeing your avatar, I can only imagine your forehead
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Kylo
Joined: 02/16/05
Location: San Francisco
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RE: How to start a Monday morning
Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 5:07 PM
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I found a chinese salon around here that trims for 8 bucks! They do a good job too- I cut it about 4 days before going over to yosemite. 
When I start losing my hair, I'm gonna go bald with pride. But my family doesn't have those genes from what I see...
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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