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The best way to go.
Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:15 AM
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I met a very very drunk man at 10am on this last great warm-aired saturday morning while I was walking down to Safeway to get some breakfast and chocolate. Chocolate? Oh, because it tastes good- tangents aside thank you.
This drunk man, he was smashed; and I mean mid-life crisis smashed and stumbling the sidewalk with a $40 dollar bottle of rum in hand. Very happy and a big smile, points at his head for me to take my headphones off. "What's up man?" I say.
"Hey ma fregnd... ... Can yoo reemind meee heow to get 2 tha Goldin Gate Br- *eh* Bridge?"
hmmmm..... Fuck... I guess I was a bit torn with a major decision here. Tell this asshole how to stumble closer to his possible self-termination or actually just be a good samaritan and give him a true waypoint.
I had a good answer regardless; I gave him thee most windy and in-land scenic route I could think of... Which probably sent him for a good 8 miles through the presidio... all the way down to the marina... I'm sure he walked it off. If not, he sure as hell wasn't getting close while carrying that much liquor out in the open.
Can't win'em all ya know.
I wish you, the reader good will and passion for your existance on this big ball of dirt.
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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Kylo
