Kylo
Joined: 02/16/05
Location: San Francisco
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Tonight at my job I had to welcome several bachelorette parties coming out of "hummer" limos etc.
As usual, the cliche thing for a party of women to do when one is about to get married is carry a big honkin' dildo in their luggage to show off to the doorman.  One lady had a name tag on it where she wrote "BITCH" in big bold letters; and as she walked by I greeted her with "Good evening...... ... bitch."
It kinda slipped.
If not 6 or 7 faces turned and looked at me, a failed gentlemen... They took it alright after I explained.
Two hours later, I met a movie actress Amy Smart. I didn't know who the hell she was, but she made it evident that I "should have known her" when she tried to walk through an entrance way I was blocking to keep her from slipping on a mopped floor... which is what I do at that hour. Movie actress, smoovie craptress- I held up a cheap little pen scribbled paper that said "Exit right of bar". She looked at it and flipped me off. ... ...
I'm not a fan.
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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Subtronik
Joined: 01/14/03
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Funny night. The bachelorette dildo thing is really ridiculous, I probably would of just rolled my eyes and bit my lip. Had to look up Amy Smart:
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Kylo
Joined: 02/16/05
Location: San Francisco
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Yep, that's her. It's a shame, she's just like every other "I own the joint" attitude. She's actually much much shorter and nastier than this pic.
My co-worker said she went on a rant about it: "That tall bastard wouldn't let me downstairs!" 
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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Subtronik
Joined: 01/14/03
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She'll eventually get spat out into the bottom of the Hollywood trash bin.
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Sonic Wallpaper
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Kylo
Joined: 02/16/05
Location: San Francisco
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Ha!! Gideon works his magic~ 
This site does keep on entertaining Steve.
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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Subtronik
Joined: 01/14/03
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Funny 
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(((stereofect)))
Joined: 09/02/01
Location: Ontario, Canada
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“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.” Albert Einstein
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LoveCraft's Adjectives
Joined: 08/14/01
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I liked 'Butterfly Effect'
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Tecknixia
Joined: 08/15/01
Location: Denver, CO
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omg lmao that's too funny!
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A Bit Crusher
Joined: 01/26/02
Location: Tilburg
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RE: I met a bitch!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:58 AM
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Never heard of Amy Smart...I do know Kylo, though, so who's the VIP here?
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Danny K
Joined: 08/15/01
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RE: I met a bitch!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:43 PM
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To be honest I'm suprised Kylo didn't think it was David Bowie. 
I like her in that outfit - she wouldn't have to even ask nicely...lol
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