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(((stereofect)))
Joined: 09/02/01
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1333
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A young clergyman had preached a trial sermon at a prominent, not to say prosperous, church, and he was sure it had gone well. After the service, he stood at the door and shook hands with the parishioners as they filed out. At the end of the line was a little old lady, who held his hand, looked up at him, and quavered, "Young man, has anyone ever told you how wonderful you are?"
"Why no," he said, nearly choking in his attempt to be modest.
She replied, "Then how did you ever get the idea?"
“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.” Albert Einstein
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Kylo
Joined: 02/16/05
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 787
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hehe, I never saw this a while back... 
"Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery."
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